The 7 Types of Catholic Confessions

"Tearful Testimony"

Confessions can be emotional as Catholics bare their souls and admit to their sins. Sometimes, however, the waterworks start with the first word. These Catholics cry their way through confession, if they even manage to get through it at all. The priest then is left struggling to either comfort the wailing sinner or trying to understand a confession told between sobs. Sometimes the tears are appropriate and a sign of true repentance. Other times, the priest is baffled as to why the Catholic burst into noisy tears when they admitted that they had lied to their friend about where the last bag of Skittles went.