She: Would I still have to go to youth group tonight if there was a family death?
Me: Probably not. . . (I think about it a little more). Well maybe you’d still go because what else would you to do tonight other than be sad?
She: I’d have things to do!
Me: Like what?
She: Like plan my funeral outfit!
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Perhaps I need to buy this book. . . |
Me: (After some shocked silence and open-mouthed gaping) You do remember that vanity’s a sin, don’t you?
She: (In a non-commital voice) Yeah. . . But it’s not as bad a sin as LAZINESS!!! (with a glare at a sibling)
A few minutes later. . .
She: Sigh. . . I love family funerals–it’s so good to see everyone. . .
There are so many problems/issues/theological heresies going on here that I can’t even write anything else about it.
All I can say is “Lord have mercy. . .”