During Christmas, I got one present for myself: U.A. Fanthorpe’s Christmas Poems. Fanthorpe is a poet, and every year she writes a poem to send out with her Christmas card. This book is a collection of her annual poems to date. I picked up the book after a friend read me a couple from her copy. And one of them seemed very appropriate for today, the Feast of the Holy Innocents.
The Wicked Fairy at the Manger
My gift for the child:
No wife, kids, home;
No money sense. Unemployable.
Friends, yes. But the wrong sort —
The workshy, women, wogs,
Petty infringers of the law, persons
With notifiable diseases,
Poll tax collectors, tarts;
The bottom rung.
His end?
I think we’ll make it
Public, prolonged, painful.
Right, said the baby. That was roughly
What we had in mind.