Help Me Pick My Reason Rally Sign!

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The Reason Rally is taking place in DC this coming weekend, so I’ve got to make my sign for the march during the week.  And given that I’ve still got to do makeup tests for the midnight showing of The Hunger Games (I’m dressing up as a bloodied Tribute, and I’ve not used liquid latex and modeling wax before), I could use a little help.

The Rally goes on from 10am-6pm, and I think that’s too long to just stick with one sign.  Luckily, I’ve got a big bolt of muslin and some paint, so I’m thinking I might make a couple sign ‘sleeves’ I can switch out and roll up during the day.  I’m handling the engineering, so I thought maybe you guys could help writing copy.

I’m sure a lot of the other attendees will cover the witty-jibes-against-religion angle, so I’d be much obliged for any pithy slogans I could use to promote the things I do believe in:

• Virtue Ethics
• Transhumanism
• Talking about metaphysics generally
• Statistics (If I just put Bayes’ Theorem on a sign, is that a little much?)
• Sundry other weird things I tend to promote on this blog

I’m sure I’m going to make a lot of friends!