And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling archeologists and religious scholars. Read more
And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling archeologists and religious scholars. Read more
It seems I’ve been named as a person of interest in a local subcultural scandal. Well, gee. I wonder who started that rumor. Read more
Color me surprised by how quickly things went from "experimentally wearing a hat" to "unpacking childhood trauma." Read more
I did not take home any Witchie Awards, but according to atheists, I'm a real witch. And that feels like a win. Read more
Divination may not be the world's oldest profession, but it is clearly a close second. Read more
Never underestimate the dark power of bottomless mimosas. Read more
If you take a step towards God, God will run to you. And if you take a step towards the Goddess of Witchcraft, she'll move into your apartment. Read more
My familiar and I live across the hall from a textbook Karen, and we've snagged souvenirs to take advantage of her tenure. Read more
There is shiny upside to getting sent to Whamhalla so early, in that I can spend the rest of the month playing Reverse Whamageddon instead. Read more
A record of my spiritual development, and a harbinger of whatever bizarre situation my friend Douglas and I are going to hydroplane into next. Read more
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